How to be Popular.

How to be a popular girl.

To be cool once you get to high school you have to be popular. You have to look exactly like the model on the cover of Teen Vogue, and most importantly, you have to conform to society's standards. Get a spray tan. You don't want to look pasty and white, because that makes you ugly. Wear a lot of makeup. If you don't wear a lot of makeup, how will people know you're a girl? Wear short skirts and shirts that show a lot of cleavage. How do you expect to get boys' attention if you don't? By having a nice personality? I don't think so. Make sure your hair is perfectly straightened. Natural beauty doesn't get you anywhere in high school. Keep up with the latest fashion trends. Your friends will love you based on whether or not you have nice clothes. So make sure you spend a lot of money on a pair of jeans with sparkles on the butt. If you follow these simple tips, you will become popular.